Hot girl gets naked/Great tits FAQ]

This video is for Beth, Fran, Zack and Amee, who are all hot :D

I am in a little bit of a daze right now because I have gotten almost 200 views on each of my blogs, and people have been shouting at me and asking me questions and stuff so I have to make a video to answer it!

Why were the camera angles so bad in your last video?

Because an army of grapefruits invaded my room and sat on my camera, therefore knocking it out of orbit. I didn’t realise how bad they were until I was editing, sorry!

This is more of a command than a question, I have been told that I need to take my clothes off. So, what can I do but oblige?

The socks are off!

Apologies to anyone with a foot fetish.

Now my feet are cold.

I don’t understand  how anyone can do this for a living, I expect that glamour models have some kind of insulating layer beneath their skin, although I am not an expert on insulating blubber…

I know, I’ll ask Clarence!

So, Clarence, you’re a polar bear, right? And polar bears have a layer of insulating blubber beneath their skin which they also use as extra nutrition in times of need.

Clarence says that yes, there is a layer of plastic blubber underneath the skins of those who take their clothes off for money, but they can’t use it for nutrition, because it is too infected with silicone, immorality and shame.

MORAL MESSAGE ALERT ^

Another command I have received it ‘Tits or GTFO’ so I guess I have to do that as well!

 

They’re not just any tits, they’re great tits! That joke is so original!

That picture was the first one that came up on Google images, a little of my faith in humanity is restored.

Will you feature me in your videos?

No, I can’t feature anyone in my videos because If I did this channel would go straight from me talking about interesting stuff and being generally entertaining, to ‘Look, here’s me and my friends, we’re having such a great time!’ and that would ruin what this is supposed to be about.

I will mention you in my videos or in the description if you are of particular awesomeness, if you are absolutely amazing I will dedicate a video to you.

When will you start recommending books?

Right…about…NOW!

This week’s book is the road of the dead by Kevin Brooks, don’t read it if you are under twelve, there is some very disturbing stuff in here, especially if you’re like me and scared of the dark and/or rapists. Other than that, it is a brilliant book. Basically, it’s about two brothers whose sister is killed and they go to the place where she died to try and find her murderer.

Another thing that I have found out is that apparently you don’t like me playing the ukulele! I did some research, and according to my YouTube, lots of people left the video when I started to play the ukulele on my first blog. This surprised and upset me a little bit, but I have decided that if you don’t want me to play it anymore, then I won’t play it, but allow me one last farewell song!

If you would like to see the ukulele again, then comment!

This brings me to my last question, and this time, I’m going to ask YOU.

What would you like to see in these videos? Lots of people have watched them, and for that I am grateful, but what do YOU want to see me do/talk about?

DFTBA love you lots, bye!

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